“If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you But if you really make them think, they’ll hate you.” — Don Marquis

“If cremation became universal, some of us would lose our one chance of owning real estate.” — Don Marquis

“Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.” — Don Marquis

“Some people imagine they are being sympathetic when really they are only being inquisitive.” — Don Marquis

“Science has always been too dignified to invent a good back-scratcher.” — Don Marquis

“Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues; always insist on it in your subordinates.” — Don Marquis

“Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.” — Archy

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” — Archy

“Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.” — Don Marquis

“Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.” — Don Marquis