“One trouble about resisting a temptation is that it may never come again.” — Don Marquis

“One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don’t change diapers in midstream.” — Don Marquis

“Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.” — Don Continue Reading →

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.” — Don Marquis

“Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue.” — Don Marquis

“In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the churches going.” — Don Marquis

“If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons who move their lips when they’re reading to themselves.” — Don Marquis

“If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you But if you really make them think, they’ll hate you.” — Don Marquis

“If cremation became universal, some of us would lose our one chance of owning real estate.” — Don Marquis

“Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.” — Don Marquis