“I would rather start a family than finish one.” — Archy

“I never think when I write. Nobody can do two things at the same time and do them well.” — Don Marquis

“I have found that when chickens quit quarreling over their food they often find that there is enough for all of them.” — Archy

“I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.” — Don Marquis

“Human wandering through the zoo, what do your cousins think of you?” — Archy

“How to get rich: manufacture something people don’t need.” — Don Marquis

“Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.” — Archy

“He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.” — Don Marquis

“Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.” — Don Marquis

“Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.” — Don Marquis