thrift is a fine thing
“Thrift is a fine thing … in one’s parents.” — Don Marquis
“Thrift is a fine thing … in one’s parents.” — Don Marquis
“There is nothing so habit-forming as money.” — Don Marquis
“If a swiss cheese could think, it would think that a swiss cheese was the most important thing in the world — just as everything that can think at all Continue Reading →
“If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.” Continue Reading →
“Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.” — Don Marquis
“I would rather start a family than finish one.” — Archy
“I never think when I write. Nobody can do two things at the same time and do them well.” — Don Marquis
“I have found that when chickens quit quarreling over their food they often find that there is enough for all of them.” — Archy
“I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.” — Don Marquis
“Human wandering through the zoo, what do your cousins think of you?” — Archy