From archy and mehitabel
the coming of archy
mehitabel was once cleopatra
the song of mehitabel
pity the poor spiders
mehitabel’s extensive past
the cockroach who had been to hell
archy interviews a pharaoh
freddy the rat perishes
why mehitabel jumped
certain maxims of archy
warty bliggens, the toad
the flattered lightning bug
mehitabel and her kittens
the lesson of the moth
a roach of the taverns
pete the parrot and shakespeare
From archys life of mehitabel
Introduction
archy protests
CAPITALS AT LAST
archy’s autobiography
From archy does his part
the big bad wolf
immorality
the author’s desk
what the ants are saying
From The Old Soak and Hail and Farewell
Chapter One: Introducing the Old Soak
Chapter Two: Beginning the Old Soak’s History of the Rum Demon
Chapter Three: Liquor and Hennery Simms
Chapter Four: The Barroom as an Educative Influence
Chapter Five: Look Out For Crime Waves!
Chapter Six: The Barroom and the Arts
Chapter Seven: An Argument With the Old Woman
Chapter Eight: More Evils of Prohibition
From Noah an’ Jonah an’ Cap’n John Smith
Noah an’ Jonah an’ Cap’n John Smith
A Scientific Note
From The Almost Perfect State
Chapter XXXIX (Advice for the Golden Years)
Lines for a Gravestone
Appendix (Don’s Baked Beans)
From Sonnets to a Red-Haired Lady and Famous Love Affairs
Paris and Helen
King Cophetua and the Beggar Maid
Antony and Cleopatra
From Hermione and Her Little Group of Serious Thinkers
Thoughts on Heredity and Things
Aren’t the Russians Wonderful?
How Suffering Purifies One!
From Poems and Portraits
A previously unpublished story
Three small books, privately printed
Mr. Hawley Breaks into Song
An Ode to Hollywood
Her Foot is on the Brass Rail
E-texts (complete books) from the Project Gutenberg website:
Danny’s Own Story
Dreams and Dust
The Cruise of the Jasper B.
Hermione and Her Little Group of Serious Thinkers
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